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For the past five years, I have annoyed the residents of Aylmer, the town of about 6,000 where I live, and St. Thomas, the 30,000-resident city where I work, with a dolt's view of life, love and pizza in small-town suburbia. These rants and jabberings are published Saturday in the St. Thomas Times-Journal. Below are some examples.
  • Pants versus technology
  • A comedian is born
  • Romper Room terror
  • Untimely reminders
  • Pokemon terror
  • I have DOPS
  • Sex tally doesn't add up
  • Aye, there's the rub
  • Would you like a little vitriol with that?
  • Dead cat in the middle of the road
  • Used car blues
  • A cheeky young lady
  • Mystery in latex
  • And you may quote me
  • Cursed for 400 years
  • Sex in Canada

  • In a Martian backyard
  • The poor
  • My old (really old) pals
  • Dirty, old lecher
  • Lawnboy requiem
  • The Kid
  • Drink beer, lose weight!
  • Just one of those days 
  • Oh fragjammet!
  • I forgot to remember
  • Suburban Beach Bum
  • Barbecue breakdown
  • A good joke

  • A minor cat-astrophe